To the loser-ass Karen who left a card in my window today while I was at work to complain about my “seriously terrible parking”:

I am so, so, so very sorry that my right-side wheels being an inch and a half on top of the white line–not over the white line, not encroaching into the next space, ON the line–bothered you so much that you took time out of your day to leave one of your stupid and pretentious little cards in my driver side window.

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